Retro Tech Mugs

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

'What kind of excuse is that? -- we all grew up without internet access!'

"...My name's Claire and I use Windows 2000."

'It's cheaper than a cell phone and there are no roaming fees.'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"I bought these airpods back when they were new to the market and much larger."

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

'In 10 seconds this message will self destruct.'

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Computer add-on.

The end of the cassette

The Mobile Phone - all I want to do is make a call/all I want to do is download a 3 hour film!

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

Option #43: If you are calling from a rotary phone, hang up, go to an electronics store, and buy yourself a push-button phone, you pathetic, technophobic, economy-slowing loser!!!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

Fossil record player.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Early on-line shopping

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes