Retro Methods Gifts

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Boombox

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Alien attack in the 1950s

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Disco Dancing

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Gramaphone Man.

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."