Retro Fitting Gifts

Architect reaching up at group of labeled hats, 'design' hat covered in cobwebs

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The Old Time Television Channel

"He's deliciously vintage."

Colonial Larrysburg.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

"You've got night fever."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."