Retro Fitting T-Shirts

Architect reaching up at group of labeled hats, 'design' hat covered in cobwebs

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"You've got night fever."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"