Retro Payment Methods Enthusiast Gifts

'Erm...haven't got the cash have you?'

Diner.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

1950's.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Technological advances within the office.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"