Retro Rhythm Gifts

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

The Old Time Television Channel

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Gramaphone Man.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."