Retro Rhythm T-Shirts

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Fossil record player.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Robert Drake

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Gramaphone Man.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

A 1950's Barber Shop