Retro Music T-Shirts

Robert Drake

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"These are granddad's old music albums. They put him in some kind of Boomer Bubble."

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Early Colour TV

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Fun (circa 1955)

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Liam Gallagher.

"He's deliciously vintage."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The Old Time Television Channel

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Ringo releases his latest record.