Retro Methods Prints

...The competitors call him conservative and old-fashioned, but I call him obliged to traditions!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Fossil record player.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

Boombox

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Disco Dancing

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."