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'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

Hippy Smoke Rings.

"dig,dig,dig man all the whole day through." - Unbeknownst to many there was an eighth dwarf...Hippy

Historians agree that it was in fact the introduction of disco ball technology that signaled the death of the PC.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'

Silver yobs

A member of the Mafia checking out Youse Tube.

Stoned

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'Google Glass, thats great! Back in my day us geeks had to wear pocket protectors to identify ourselves.'

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

The Roots of the Culture

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

At the park, 1979

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh) Those were the days. Is it working?

"Honey, why is my 1975 7-Eleven Silver Surfer Slurpee Cup in the recycle bin?!"

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

Contemporary Nostalgia

COVID-19 fever

CartoonStock Upload "Hey man, I thought you paid the power bill?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. Not everyone is doing the locomotion anymore."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I was a ladies man back in the '70s and '80s. But now the woman I partied with all see it differently. What I want to know is

'Power dressing - how very 80's.'

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

Area 54.