Vintage Pop Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, great! You've got me on a slow boat to China. Now what?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Michael Jackson

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Hugh fans!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Filet minion

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Walt Disney on ice."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'