Classic Pop Culture Aficionado Gifts

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Anna Calvi

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

George Michael

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Filet minion

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Michael Jackson

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"