Vintage Pop Lover Gifts

Sir Jimmy Savile

Anna Calvi

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

Steve Howe.

Ray Davies

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Robbie Williams

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Elton John

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Madonna.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Imagine Dragons

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

A 60's pop group

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Marilyn Monroe

ABBA

Button up your overcoat.

Celine Dion

Sunny and Chair

Chuck Berry

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Prince

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"