Nostalgic Pop Fan Gifts

"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Crap others threw out

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Angels making snow humans

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Sunny and Chair

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Rock the boat

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

You're not a little girl anymore

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Thatcher's child

"Greatest Band?"

Katy Perry

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

The boys and I decided to get revenge on Congress by buying their web browsing histories. What "boys"? You have "boys," Mort? Of course. Every week I get together with fellow WWII and Korean War Vets, and we play poker, watch "Three Stooges" movie reels ... plot to retake government from the younger stupider generations ... There was a whole lot of stupidity in your generation's leaders too, Mort. Yes ... but our stupidity was a lot classier.

Is there anything wrong, doctor? I thought drum solos went out with the 1960s.

Mr. Tater Tot

Old Age Depression

"Still pretty liberal."

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.