Prehistoric Pop Fan Gifts

"But I still want MTV Pop."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

The last song before the party exploded.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early accounting scandals.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Is the fire included?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

ABBA

Sunny and Chair

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

Paul McCartney

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'This wheel thing that you've invented - what does it actually do?'