Prehistoric Pop Culture Buff Gifts

Velocirapper

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"Look! No hands!"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Michael Jackson

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Hugh fans!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Filet minion

Elvis Presley

Bryan Ferry

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Little Known Moments In History

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

King Kong Takes a Personal Day