Prehistoric Pop Culture Fans Gifts

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Harriet Walter

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Sunny and Chair

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

'This wheel thing that you've invented - what does it actually do?'