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Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Harriet Walter

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

The return of the four sheepskins

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Sunny and Chair

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'Beat it'

'This wheel thing that you've invented - what does it actually do?'