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'I told you it would be useful.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

The last song before the party exploded.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Early accounting scandals.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'Is the fire included?'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Sunny and Chair

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'This wheel thing that you've invented - what does it actually do?'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .