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'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Grandma's caf

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature