
"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."
Start their day with a splash of vintage charm. Our retro furniture lover mugs feature witty and stylish designs that celebrate the timeless appeal of classic furniture—perfect for coffee or tea moments.
"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."
"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"
Why Do Old Hippies Smile?
1930's Lady.
In case of funky emergency, break glass
"You love anything tacky, don't you?"
Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange
Old Book Smell
Mid-century Father
'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'
Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)
Robin Hood Flies.
"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."
Uncle Sam Fashion
'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'
Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.
"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."
"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."
"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."
A couple lie in bed
Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'
"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"
Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'
David Bowie
"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."
Cuba returns to the bicycle
Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.
While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!
"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."
'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'
Very old fashioned computer.
'No cup holder?'
"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."
"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."
Old hippie
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