Old-fashioned Charm Fan Gifts

Colonial Larrysburg.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Carole Lombard

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Elvis' autopsy

Person Reading For Pleasure

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Hi Fi

Why are direction signs always so bad?

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Houdini.

Furthest bounced drunk.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'