Old-fashioned Charm Fan Pillows

Colonial Larrysburg.

Best before 65 million BC.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Dauber Micawber'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Person Reading For Pleasure

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Hi Fi

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Why are direction signs always so bad?

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Furthest bounced drunk.