Old-school Fan Mugs

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Metadata free communications

Looking in a directory

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Old rocker.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Peace on Earth

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"I'd like to make a return."