School Spirit Warrior Pillows

"Give me a hug!"

Computer Room.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Highschool sign.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'