Education Champions Pillows

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Covid Response

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Start of the school year

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

'He's Dyslexic.'

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

Moral Ambiguity

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

Poker Moms

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"If a teacher makes $40,000 a year, and her mortgage is $2200 a month...."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."