Dino Romantic Pillows

The Flirtateous Period

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Dog in love

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I don't like the look of this."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Dino Snack

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

FedRex

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Utilosaurus

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Never forget to floss.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'