Dragon Dancer Gifts

Chinese New Years

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Here be dragons.

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Man showing in the rain.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Organic Soldering.

Chinese stock market

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."