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Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"I think we overordered."

Dino Snack

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

If Ghosts Were Real

Common Dolphin

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"We Tell No One"

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

Museums frantically adjust to the latest scientific bombshell.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"Then, my arthritis..."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."