Dragon Fan Pillows

"You didn't honestly think we could breath fire, did you?

"Oh, it's not for my protection, it's for those around me. 100% asbestos."

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Diolch

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Organic Soldering.

Pond Dipping...

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'