Dungeons And Dragons Fan Gifts

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Wow. A corner office at last

Welsh Dragon

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Which film is hidden here

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Eye of Newt Helper

'Boy you light my fire!'

"Ground score!"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"