Dungeons And Dragons Fan Gifts

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Diolch

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Wow. A corner office at last

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Welsh Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

Which film is hidden here

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"Ground score!"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'