Dark Fantasy Aficionado Gifts

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

ET Mishap

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Rapunzel in the Morning

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where the wild things were."