Dark Fairy Tale Fan Gifts

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

The tooth fairy.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"