Dark Fantasy Fan Gifts

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

"As your evilness can see, it's nigh impossible to keep the clean clothes from falling on the floor."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Edgar Allen Poe

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Mouse Princess

Piracy on a boating lake

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Right here's fine."