Dark Fantasy Fan T-Shirts

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

"As your evilness can see, it's nigh impossible to keep the clean clothes from falling on the floor."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Edgar Allen Poe

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Right here's fine."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"