Dark Fantasy Aficionado Prints

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

ET Mishap

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Rapunzel in the Morning

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog