Rhythm Rookie Gifts

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Chano Pozo,

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Blues artis's daily list

Dance.

Music producers.

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Musical genres

The Drummer

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

The Little Drummer Boy.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Tango

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Musical Bicycle.

Graduation keynote speakers.

Dave Brubeck

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Sportsman and music

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"