Rally Rabble Gifts

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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A souped up car...

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

Michael Schumacher

Great party - thanks.

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Bus rally tour

No Parking in Firelane.

-Last again! -I had to stay behind the others because I didn't know the way!

"Let me tell you 'bout the time me an' Vinny got in a ruck with some punk rockers down the King's Road..."

Incentive

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Tour de France cyclist Jan Ullrich

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

Sheep and policeman

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."