Gym Lesson Student Pillows

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Exercising

Exercise now!

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."