Junior Gym Goer Pillows

Exercising

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Keep Fit.

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

How to go form fit to fat...

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.