Jovial Gym-goers Pillows

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Exercising

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Brawnstorming session.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Vampire Sit ups

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."

The Ten Resolutions

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

Holidays are Here, Think!

Going Shopping Together.

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

Woman says treadmill reminds her of her life.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

Rock and Roll.

Do you know what girls want?

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.