Young Fitness Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

The rock caricature

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."