Yoga Student Pillows

Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog yoga

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Romantic Giraffes

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Be Healthy

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga classes door.

Unguided imagery

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Meditation

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."