Gym Goer Mugs

Gym Resolutions

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

Early Treadmills,

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Yoga for beginners,

Use it or lose it.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Working out.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"You should try it I'm very happy with my personal trainer."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Nothing like a good workout, huh? I love the endorphin high I get from opening a box of pizza."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'for what we are about to receive...'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

'Relax. I'm the Trim Reaper. I'm here for hr flabby thighs and your spare tire.'

"I'd like to see something is a size 6...me!"

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

'He's doing resistance training.'

'Read it now...now!'

'Hmmm...' (colour)

"Would you describe your current level of fitness as very fit, somewhat fit, fit to be tied or not fit to stand trial?"

"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."

'So does this 'hip, bum and thighs diet' work?'

The Hunchback of Notre Dame practices ringing the bell.

A gym catering for motorbikers.

Reasons to avoid the gym No. 673: Can't find the right type of shoes.

Martial Arts Gym