Gym Goer With A Twist Mugs

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Designer Steroids."

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Exercise now!

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Keep Fit.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.