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"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."