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'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"How much could your mother bench?"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

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