Exercise Tracker Buff Gifts

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Keep Fit.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Keep fit.'

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion