Exercise Tracker Buff Gifts

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Keep fit.'

Weight Gain Denial

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

Motor-blender.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'