Exercise Buffs Pillows

'Keep fit.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Weight Gain Denial

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

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