Sporty T-Shirts

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

10 K Tail-Chase

Table tennis.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Formula One car origami

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Muhammad Dali...

Mountaineering section

'Well, did you win or what?'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Little League Umbrellas

Capture the Flag

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

The Motives of Footballers

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Swing by won't you?

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Volleyball.

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Clapham Chappies.

Karate.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. I